Pond's Crazy Mind

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Reblog if you want an Anon’s honest opinion of you.

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  • friend: someone told me you look like an owl
  • me: who?
  • the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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kiippyy:

thesecondhorseman:

balthazarswings:


you know this song.

every word.

every syllable. 

every letter.

every accent.

every punctuation.

every pause.

every beat.

every time signature.

always reblog.

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leestephanie:

whoreden:

loOK WHAT JUST SHOWED UP ON MY DASH. AND BY A NON-CREATURE FAN.

omg


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thatderpwearingafedora:

canadiannarwhal:

i-hopeyou-dance:

amethyst-rose23:

and so I discover why my generation is so weird

I will not never reblog

omfg Megan its us

gpoy

Is this what wrong with me?!?!

(Source: skyerockett)


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Do it. Please?

  1. Shoe Size:
  2. Sexual Orientation:
  3. Do you Smoke?
  4. Do you Drink?
  5. Do you Take Drugs?
  6. Age you get mistaken for:
  7. Have Tattoos?
  8. Want any tattoos
  9. Got any Piercings?
  10. Want any piercings?
  11. Best friend?
  12. Relationship status:
  13. Biggest turn ons:
  14. Biggest turn offs:
  15. Favorite Movie:
  16. I’ll love you if:
  17. Someone you miss:
  18. Most traumatic experience:
  19. A fact about your personality:
  20. What I hate most about myself:
  21. What I love most about myself:
  22. What I want to be when I get older:
  23. My relationship with my sibling(s):
  24. My relationship with my parents:
  25. My idea of a perfect date:
  26. My biggest pet peeves:
  27. A description of the girl/boy I like:
  28. A description of the person I dislike the most:
  29. A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
  30. What I hate the most about school:
  31. What my last text message says:
  32. What words upset me the most:
  33. What words make me the best about myself:
  34. A wish that I’ve wished for repeatedly on 11:11:
  35. What I find attractive in boys/girls.
  36. Where I would like to live.
  37. One of my insecurities.
  38. My childhood career choice.
  39. My favorite ice cream.
  40. Who I wish I could be.
  41. Where I want to be right now.
  42. The last thing I ate.
  43. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.
  44. A random fact about anything
  45. Height

(Source: recov-ery)

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For every ask I get that has a Smiley face, I will tell you 5 things I like about you/your blog (:


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slyfoxhound:

I wipe my own ass :D (Taken with instagram)

So cute :3


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Reblog if you’re the retarded friend.

ascentuatingoffwhitepinstripes:

your-loaf-in-my-oven:

madi-sunnnn:

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Due the amount of gullibility on Tumblr, we are going to go to every blog owner’s homes and slap them in the face if you donot reblog this by May 25th

(Source: CNN)

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